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wanted: single female 18-25, smarter than the average bear if at all possible, this is really important, I mean it is so fucking CRUCIAL that this particular qualifier be met, smart meaning maybe a little wise, quick on the draw, slick, sharp, posessing a proper block of intellect to be dispensed at one's whim and leisure throughout the land, you know? Eyes must be open, you must be able to SEE, really perceive this fucking world around you in all of it's incredible glory....
If I cannot see, how could I expect anyone else t odo the same thing? rather, my so-called perceptions don't reflect externally, like in my behaviour and my speech and my words. I have to change a thing or two, I think. shift my priorities a bit. maybe take off when I'm actually ready, not when my schedule says I should. Even the best-laid plans are totally bullshit, anyway. I know everything will fall into place when it's bloody well supposed to, and not a second earlier. Fall in love with the world, and the world will love you back.